In case you hadn't already figured it out based on the amount of dad-related material you have been seeing on TV and in local merchants windows lately, Sunday is Father's Day. And because you're like me, you probably put off figuring out just what you're going to buy the old man this year until now.
As usual, I am here to help, partly because I like you, but mostly because putting together a Father's Day Gift Guide lets me waste a couple of days looking at cool crap I'd otherwise buy for myself. Furthermore, I have done you the favor of categorizing each of our picks by what type of dad you should buy each for.
Not a tie, cufflinks or "World's Best Dad" mug in sight.
Couldn't have made it any simpler for you. So, this weekend when your dad thanks you, so moved by your thoughtful gesture that tears are brought to his eyes, remember who he should really be thanking: Enjoy -CG
1. Product Name: Barnes & Noble NOOK Color Reading Tablet
Cost $250
Where can it be purchased www.bn.com or Barnes and Noble retail stores
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO COMMUTES 10+ HOURS TO WORK EACH WEEK
Why it doesn’t suck: The smart-looking e-reader, with its seven-inch color touch screen, Flash-enabled web browsing, built-in media player and eight-hour rechargeable battery life, and vast amount of content from Barnes and Noble will make riding the train next to the smelly guy that much more tolerable.
2. Product Name: ROKU XD|S
Cost: $100 Bucks (free shipping from site)
Where it can be purchased: www.roku.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THE CABLE BILL
Why it doesn’t suck: All dad has to do is plug in the small black box, sit back and enjoy his choice of more than 250 streaming video and audio services. ROKU XD|S has built-in dual-band n Wi-Fi, plays 1080HD, and includes more inputs than a… well you get it.
3.Product Name: JAMBOX from JAWBONE
Cost: $199 Bucks
Where it can be purchased: www.jawbone.com/store (free shipping+ JAMCHAIN)
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO TALKS ABOUT 'WHEN THEY PLAYED MUSIC ON MTV'
Why it doesn’t suck: Despite is size, this little Bluetooth-enabled box puts out some pretty impressive sound thanks to larger than life front and rear speakers. And it comes in cool colors such as RED DOT, BLUE WAVE, GREY HEX and BlACK DIAMOND, so mom will like it too. JAMBOX offers effortless Bluetooth pairing to most popular iGadgets, rechargeable battery with about 4.5 hours on a single charge and can double as a speakerphone. Add this to your list of cool gifts for dad because he is worth the $200 Bucks.
4. Product Name: AUDIOVOX ecco Personal GPS receiver
Cost:$ 50
Where it can be purchased: www.amazon.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHERE ANYTHING IS
Why it doesn’t suck:Drop the ecco on Dad's keychain and he'll never have to worry about losing the car at the mega-mall or train station parking lot again. An impressive LCD screen displays direction and distance to a destination, and indicates how "hot or cold" you are to an intended target. Battery life is around 10 hours when in use and up to 16 days when fully charged. ecco has speedy GPS reception and can store up to three locations on a single device (great for designated drivers needing to find your car after a night in Hoboken). At 50 bucks, the AUDIOVOX ecco is a great device for the location challenged father in all of us.
5. Product Name: Toshiba CAMILEO BW10 HD Camcorder
Cost: $150 Bucks
Where it can be purchased: www.toshiba.com (major retailers Amazon, Best buy)
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO IS SUBMERGED IN WATER MOST OF THE SUMMER.
Why it doesn’t suck: This camcorder takes HD video in up to six feet of water. Add to the mix an HDMI output connection and the ability to store up to seven hours' footage, and Father Dearest can finally drop the fannypack full of extra SD cards. CAMILEO features 5 megapixels, 10X digital zoom and a 2in screen, which when combined makes for an above average underwater camera for the cash.
6. Product Name: Logitech Squeezebox Radio
Cost: $180
Where it can be purchased: www.logitech.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO CALLS HIS IPOD A 'BABY BOOM
Why it doesn’t suck: Dad will be cranking his old-timey tunes in no time—much to your mom's horror—thanks to an easy-to-use interface, which makes this splashy little device an ideal gift in a house full of wannabe music critics. With its easy to use interface, setting up to one of the many pre-installed streaming services such as Pandora, Sirius, Rhapsody, Last.fm, Slacker, Live Music Archive, Facebook, Flickr via wired or existing Wi-Fi network is a breeze.
7.Product Name: Western digital My Book Live (2TB)
Cost: $150
Where it can be purchased: www.newegg.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO GOT YELLED AT FOR LOSING THE FAMILY PHOTOS, Again.
Why it doesn’t suck: Designed for beginners and geeks alike, this sleek device allows for easy storage and retrieval of all things digital. A downloadable app gives Dad access to photos from near and far.. It features a slim design, web based backup utilites, ability to share files with DNLA enabled devices such as TV’s, Blu-Ray players, and newer gaming consoles. The downloadable Android and iPhone app allows access to photos when not at home or near the device. Make sure to tell him he should store his "alone time" media somewhere less conspicuous, though.
8. Product Name: BeaHeadcase iPhone bottle opener
Cost:$20 bucks (3G/3Gs) $25 Bucks (iPhone4)
Where it can be purchased: www.kbcovers.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO POP A BREW/BEVERAGE OF CHOICE AT ANY MOMENT.
Why it doesn't suck: With a simple yet clever design, this church key gets any party started with a pop (literally). A free app included with the case keeps track of how many bottles you've opened, which will delight and ultimately terrify you
9. Product Name: Breffo Spiderpodium Tablet
Cost: $35 BucksWhere it can be purchased: www.breffo.com/usa/buyspt.html
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO IS FASCINATED BY THE KAMA SUTRA
Why it doesn’t suck: Eight flexible squidlike arms embosom your Dad's tablet in a secure embrace. And we totally won't judge your old man for whatever alternate functions he comes up with for the device. Breffo Spiderpodium allows the user to read, watch movies and even display GPS directions in many unique positions. The lightweight product can be molded to fit on the back of car seats, table tops, chairs and everything in between.
10. Product Name: Ful Paul Revere Messenger Bag
Cost: $40 BucksWhere it can be purchased: www.Ful.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO WATCHES A LOT OF HISTORY CHANNEL
Why it doesn't suck: With ample storage pockets for everyday gadgets, eye-catching style and an adjustable strap, Paul Revere rides into town to make your dad (and entire family) look a tad bit cooler.
11.Product Name: SodaStream Fizz
Cost: $150Where it can be purchased: www.amazon.com or locally @ Kitchen A la Mode in South Orange. (tell Ben I sent you)
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO'S NOSTALGIC FOR AN EGG CREAM
Why it doesn’t suck: He may no longer be able to take his sweetheart to the drive-in for a malted after the sock hop, but your dad can make his own fizzy water—with flavorings!—from the comforts of his kitchen and his boxer shorts. The SodaStream fizz is updated with an lcd display to monitor your gas usage and new colors (Black, Red, Green and Blue) . The starter kit comes with the unit, reusable BPA free bottle and CO2 canister. With each canister you can make 60 Liters of fizzy water and each of their soda flavor varieties makes 33 12oz cans of beverage. I like the ability to play around with flavors and make them more suited for the adult crowd.
12.Product Name: Looxcie 2
Cost: $179(4GB)-$199(8GB)
Where it can be purchased: www.looxcie.com
What kind of dad it’s for: FOR THE DAD WHO KNOWS WHAT YOUTUBE IS
Why it doesn’t suck: The lightweight memory-laden camera lets Papa capture, store and send video to Facebook, Twitter and YouTube right from his face. Having enjoyed the original version of the LOOXCIE wearable camera, it was great news to hear they made some positive changes to the device. Newer software upgrades allow you to shoot in 320p or 480p resolution. Depending on the model, storage can range from 5 hours to 10 hours of footage. LOOXCIE is coming out with accessories that will take the device off the ear and worn in other areas making it more versatile and somewhat cooler to be seen with.
Happy Father's Day-Craig
Don
5:16 pm on Saturday, June 18, 2011
I had some thoughts on the "personal GPS" - It looks like a potentially great device as long as people understand what it is and what it isn't. But the marketing may not be super clear, and people who buy it as a gift often might not know enough to understand a device like thats strengths and possible gotchas.
#1 question HOW DOES IT GET POWER, Best option would be a standard sized *replaceable* rechargeable battery.
2 How long from "cold start" to first fix? (ttff) From warm start to first fix. Answer: see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TTFF -it could be quite a while. WORKAROUND, turn it on when you leave to go to the mall, so by the time you get there it will allow you to save your car's location as soon as you pull into your space, instead of five or ten minutes later. Or more!
3.) Be aware that this "GPS" as far as I can tell may not contain any maps, nor does it give you a readout of your lattitude or longitude. For someone who needs a real "GPS" who's on a very tight budget, a trip to Ebay where "new" (unused) older GPS's (with outdated but stil functional maps) sell for as little as $25 or $30, would make more sense..
4.) Does it LOG your track (typically to an NMEA or GPX file) and allow you to download it from the device later? If it does, that makes it really useful for anybody who likes hiking, running, travel in general or especially, photography. Because it could then be used to geotag photos.
5.) Can it double as a GPS "dongle" for a laptop?
Steve Crane
5:50 pm on Saturday, June 18, 2011
Crane's Gift Card!!!
Monk
10:08 pm on Sunday, June 19, 2011
Lousy article.
profwilliams
10:05 am on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
(I HATE the use of "suck." That is is "fashionable" to some leaves me cold. That is used in a headline is even worst- offensive. I hope the editors here refrain from such reductive headlines in the future. Moreover, the whole "... that don't suck" is so 2005, it's like a tramp stamp tattoo.)
Nick Muson
10:52 am on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Jeez, tough room! This is a fluff piece. Do you also kick kittens?
James Smyth
10:37 am on Thursday, June 23, 2011
Not a real prof
Monk
12:22 pm on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
The article is lousy just for the fact that it tries to be too trendy (and in an adolescent way) and fails to describe many of the gifts very well. And from a marketing point of view, I don't believe the phrase "Gifts that don't suck" would generate a lot of sales. The article also seems to have no particular local connection. So, why is it posted on CranfordPatch? How many 13 year old geeks read CranfordPatch?
david klepper
3:57 pm on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Wow, I agree with Nikolas with his post. I think you guys are a bit rough on the author. I really liked the way Craig tried to put some fun into the mix with each of the products.
Tom, lousy is a bit harsh. I don't think the post was to get sales, but to show off some cool products that dads might like to have. BTW, if you look at the SodaStream post, he did mention a local merchant.
I for one look forward to more from this poster.
Pastor Joe Rodriguez
4:32 pm on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
I agree. :-)
Pastor Joe Rodriguez
4:23 pm on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Wish my children (actually the wife) would have read this prior to Sunday! LOL
Thanks Craig, if my dad was around it would have surely come in handy. In fact, I could use them all except #8, for obvious reasons :-). Could it be that I am actually not that old? Without a doubt all these gizmos are just products of the technological evolution. I understand how some people may object to your presentation, but hey you have only suggested items that clearly define our culture today. We need to realize that we (Baby boomers) will not be here forever and today's adolescents (Generation Y & Z) are the ones defining our present & future world. But don't worry; these "cool and trendy" toys will someday become as dull and boring as a tie, cuff link or mug. I could only imagine what “out of this world” gadgets will emerge 20, 30, 50 years from now!
craig goldstein (@techmywifeplz)
4:35 pm on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Thank you for each of the comments. It is good to have feedback both postive and negative. I do wish the negative was a bit more constructive, but so goes it. I am always open to new ideas for my blog... thanks and have a nice day
bbbnto
12:46 pm on Thursday, June 23, 2011
Hi Craig, I for one liked your article! Keep up the good work!
I do have a comment on the rest of your post. When I was in high school, my English teacher said, and I quote: "...when people say they want 'Constructive Criticism', they are asking for something that is not possible. Constructive Criticism cannot be constructive, it will always be negative...". It was an interesting thought. Do you think my teacher was right?
Monk
5:30 pm on Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Craig, you'll thank us when the Pulitzers start rolling in. Best wishes.
profwilliams
12:40 pm on Wednesday, June 22, 2011
More constructive? I told you I 1) didn't like the use of the word "suck," and 2) thought it to be an old expression.
THAT, my friend, is constructive.
You can write a fun, upbeat and hip story about dad gadgets without using tired and old expressions.
Perhaps the issue is that you didn't like the criticism, so you therefore found nothing "constructive" about it. However, if you take a step back, think about it, you may see that there is something in my criticism.
To be clear, by posting this in on a public blog that features comments, you are asking for my opinion. And as I tell my students, don't ask for my opinion if you are unwilling to listen.
Nick Muson
2:03 pm on Wednesday, June 22, 2011
You are quite a pip! Nasty, then defensive! Good show!
Lisa Onanima
1:44 pm on Wednesday, June 22, 2011
con•struc•tive /kənˈstrʌktɪv/ Show Spelled [kuhn-struhk-tiv]
adjective
1. constructing or tending to construct; helping to improve; promoting further development or advancement ( opposed to destructive): constructive criticism.
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Forgive me professor, but your choice of words was not exactly “constructive”. They do not promote (encourage) development according to the definition.
1. "I HATE the use of "suck.""
2. "...IS even worst- OFFENSIVE."
3. "...such REDUCTIVE headlines"
4. "...it's like a TRAMP STAMP TATOO."
I personally forbid my children to use the word you referred to simply because of how it sounds. However, it is far from being “tired and old.” It is still widely used by today’s young generation to express that same thing Craig did.
Craig, thanked everyone for both positive and NEGATIVE comments. He never said there was NOTHING constructive about the negative remarks he just wished that they were MORE constructive. I understand that to mean that they could help more if they were used to suggest instead of attack. And the fact that he said he was “always open to new ideas” indicate that IS willing to listen. Plus, I am not the only one who thought that the negative criticisms were, by tone and choice of words, more destructive than constructive.
Arbetto
3:41 pm on Wednesday, June 22, 2011
"don't ask for my opinion if you are unwilling to listen"
---only if you don't equate "listening" to "agreeing"!!
honestly, prof, you state your opinion over and over and over again. we get it, ok?
profwilliams
12:20 pm on Thursday, June 23, 2011
Lisa, that you fail to distinguish between my offered feelings, and what was criticism is on you.
That we have a writer so thin- skinned as to admonish in the first place is, perhaps, the most telling feature of this exchange.
As for you "J," I got nothing. But if you don't like reading my comments-- then don't. I don't care one bit.
Lisa Onanima
2:10 pm on Thursday, June 23, 2011
I beg to differ with whoever said that constructive criticism is impossible. If you read the definition of “constructive” again (prior post) and you add "criticism" it does not mean that it cannot be negative. The thing is that there’s always a nice and a not so nice way to say things. It's just that some people don’t know the difference. I believe the phrase, "It's not so much what you say, but how you say it" can be applied to constructive criticism as well.
Example:
Destructive (Negative) Criticism - "Your writing is horrible! The grammar stinks! You should have a person who knows how to write look over your writing before you turn in such trash!"
Constructive (Negative) Criticism - "Your writing is not that good. It contains quite a few grammatical errors. It would help if you had a teacher (not profwilliams) edit your work before you submit it.”
Then again, I am not a teacher. I am just another soul who has learned that “the pen is mightier than the sword” and that “if you don’t have anything nice to say [whether positive or negative] don’t say anything at all.”
With this I rest my case. Happy blogging everyone!
JerseyMom
2:44 pm on Thursday, June 23, 2011
I'm with the prof, can't stand the word suck and will reprimand my children if they use it. I came to the Patch for bear updates, and clicked on this entry in the right hand column because of the title, because I couldn't believe that such a word would be used in my local community forum! I personally find it less than professional. I didn't bother reading the rest of the post because I was turned off by the title. I really wish we could set better examples for our children - its starts with how we adults act and speak to each other...
craig goldstein (@techmywifeplz)
4:36 pm on Thursday, June 23, 2011
to bbbnto
I agree with your mother, she is a smart woman. I like to add some humor to an area which is mostly lacking. I will be posting up some more pieces without the word "suck" in the near future.
thank you for the feedback
craig
Suzanne Hassler
4:51 pm on Thursday, June 23, 2011
I enjoyed the article. We don't really exchange gifts for these "Hallmark" holidays, but I like the fact that the article was kind of irreverent and tongue-in-cheek. Maybe the title "12 Father's Day Gifts That Don't Blow" would have been more appropriate. lol.
Sharon Adarlo
3:51 pm on Tuesday, July 26, 2011
I know I am pretty late to the party but I have no problem with the word suck. But perhaps it's a generational thing. I have used it around baby boomers who cringe.
profwilliams
5:57 pm on Tuesday, July 26, 2011
WOW, Sharon. I thought perhaps my computer loaded up an old cache of Patch, but no.
You are VERY LATE to this party-- more than a month.
C'mon friend, you gotta stay up on the Patch here. Things move quickly. We expect you to catch up!