Auditions - "Snew White"

AUDITIONS: SNEW WHITE

DATES:
Sun. Sept. 22nd at 6:00pm
Sun. Sept. 24th at 7:30pm

Snew White, the loveliest maiden in the land wants nothing more than to find her real family, but alas, the evil queen has other plans. When Snew hides out with an odd assortment of dwarves -Snippy, Sloppy, Spiffy, Twitchy, Nosey, Sticky and Brad the Surfer Dwarf - hilarity ensues.
Written By: Charlie Lovett / Directed by Jon A. Russo

CAST OF CHARACTERS
TWITCHY: (male/ female, age 10+) a dwarf with an uncontrollable physical twitch, whose day job is an air traffic controller
SLOPPY: (male/female, age 10+) a dwarf who is eternally slovenly, sloppy and proud of it much to the displeasure of the fellow dwarves
SPIFFY: (male/female, age 10+) a dwarf of considerable fashion and organization who is determined to keep the other dwarves in impeccable order and neat appearance
STICKY: (male/ female, age 10+) a dwarf whose hands seem to stick to everything much to the annoyance of the other dwarves
SNIPPY: (male/female, age 10+) a dwarf with an irascible attitude and is always prepared for an argument. His/Her main job involves working at a toll both with Nosey
NOSEY: (male/female, age 10+) Another toll both working dwarf who is best known for snooping into other peopleʼs business
BRAD: (male, age 10 -18) a surfer dwarf, spends his days riding the waves. He is “stoked” to “ride the waves” and “hang ten”
EVIL QUEEN: (female, age 30+) the wicked ruler of Wychwood-under-Ooze who will stop at nothing till she is the “fairest” in the land
CRABTREE: (female/male, age 20+) loyal servant to the Evil Queen
LOU the UPS GUY/GAL: (female/male, 18+) a delivery person (Possibly doubles with Sigmund Freud)
SIGMUND FRUED: (male/female 18+) the eminent psychiatrist whose confusing analysis only makes things worse (Possibly doubles with Lou the UPS guy/gal.)
MIRROR: (male/female, any age) a flamboyant, prissy, enchanted dispenser of advice and has the ability to say who is the “fairest in the land”
GOVERNOR: (male/female, age 25+) Ruler of Wychwood, who wants to wrestle control of the Evil Queenʼs kingdom from her
DELUCA: (male/female age 18+) servant to the Governor, loyal yet not too bright
ROSE RED: (female, age 15+) An insurance adjuster who seeks her lost family ties
SNEW WHITE: (female, age 15+) a scullery maid, cast out from the kingdom who also seeks her family ties.
GERRY: (male, age 30+) A kindhearted insurance salesman who can suit a policy for almost anyoneSides will be provided.
Performance dates: December 7-15
STUDIO PLAYERS14 Alvin Place, Upper Montclair, NJ ~ 973.744.9752www.studioplayhouse.org ~ www.facebook.com/studioplayhouse